‘Twas a Wednesday in fall 2020, and Americans had two choices: watch the world continue to burn on live TV or tune in to The Masked Singer to see Sun, Giraffe, Popcorn, and Snow Owls howl pop hits as Season 4 rolled on. If you’re reading this, you probably chose wisely and were thus treated to the sight
Robin Thicke
The Masked Singer whittled down fur — sorry, four — crazy costumed creatures to three in the Group C Championships episode Wednesday and I think I can safely speak for all Americans when I say we’d very much like it if The Masked Singer suddenly revealed it had 12 more singers hidden away somewhere, like